Well, Late In The Summer Of '69,
I Went Downtown, And Bought Me Some Wine.
Oh, I Drank It Down, Under The Table,
I Said "Watch Me Now, I'm Gon Eat The Label!"
Well, I'm A Wino-man, Don't You Know I Am?

36, 24, Hips About 30.
I See A Fine Lady And I Start Talkin' Dirty.
Boy, She Looked Over At Me, And She Raised Her Thumb.
She Said "Jam Down The Road, You Bum B-bum Bum!"
I'm A Wino-man, Don't You Know I Am?

I Went To The Country,
And While I Was Gone,
I Lost Control Of My Body Functions,
On A Roller-headed Lady's Front Lawn.
I'm So Ashamed, But I'm A Wino-man, I Can't Help Myself.

I Been Drinkin' All Night 'til My Eyes Got Red.
Stumbled On The Gutter And Busted My Head.
Bugs In My Zoot Suit. Been Scratchin' Like A Dog.
Can't Stand No Water, And I Stink Like A Hog.

Give Me A Five Dollar Bill, And An Overcoat Too.
Give Me A Five Dollar Bill, And An Overcoat Too.
A Five Dollar Bill, And An Overcoat Too,
A Five Dollar Bill, And A Florscheim Shoe.