While They Fish Out The Fisheries

I Wish On The Wisheries

Mixed Up In The Mysteries

Every Night Every Night



I Pedal Hope Now From Port To Port

I Never Stay At The Last Resort

I'm Not Tall But I Never Come Up Short

I Always Pay, I Pay And Pay

I Got Arrested And I Got Away

I Met Clint And He Made My Day

Tarred And Feathered In La Brea

What A Pit, What A Pit



I Formed My Own Government

I Cast Pearls Before The Parliament

Got Some Girls For The Ex-president

No Not Him, Another One



Though I Appear None Too Glamorous

I Have Often Been Amorous

Though I Am An Ignoranimous

Ignoranimous, That's The Word



My Chances Were Ludicrous

She Was Graceful And Luminous

My Heart Sank Bituminous

But I Asked Anyway



Through A Window She Kissed My Face

Pushed Me Down And Put Me In My Place

The French Would Call That The Coup De Grace

No, That's Not My Native Tongue



Found A Raincoat In A London Fog

Got A Kitten From A Catalog

Got A Demo From A Demagogue

I Played It Loud, It Pleased The Crowd



While They Fish Out The Fisheries

I Miss The Missing And The Mysteries

I Broke A Dish Signed By Cyd Charisse

Yea, I Pay, I Always Pay

I Pay And Pay