Verse 1:

Let's Go,

You Dirty Ho!

You Don't Know Where To Go.

You Don't Know How To Blow.

And If You Knew How To Blow,

I'd Probably Want To Go.



Chorus:

You's A Ho,

You's A Dirty Ho,

Wiggy Wiggy



Verse 2:

Your Mom's A Dirty Ho,

She Doesn't Know How To Blow,

And Trust Me,

I Would Know!

Because She Has A Lesbian Lov-ah!

And Togeth-ah

Theys Be Mo And Munch!

They Always Eat Cap'n Crunch.

And Their Butts Smell Like

The Funky Nuts And Dirt Butts!



(chorus 2 X)



Verse 3:

Then We Go To The Pound

To Get Us A Dirty Hound

Then We's Go Underground

And Eat Us Some Mounds!

Cause I Gotta Lose Me Some Pounds.

Cause Yous A Dirty Ho!

Who Really Doesn't Know How To Blow!



(Chorus Repeat And Fade)