Lets Put On The Wiggles & Pop A Couple Ritalin
Papa Dont Blame Mama Or Tell Her How Lazy Shes Been
Its Been Prescribed By A Doctor And The Doctor Said It Aint No Sin
So Lets Put On The Wiggles & Pop A Couple Ritalin

Lets Put On MacGyver & Chow A Couple Xanax Bars
I Dont Need No College Counselor To Tell Me How Lucky I Are
I Lay The Blame On The Clinic And Man Its Got Me This Far
Yeah, Lets Put On MacGyver & Chow A Couple Xanax Bars

Chorus:

If Only Dad Would Have Spanked Me Instead
Of Dopin Me Up And Messing With My Head
I Might Have Turned Out To Be A Regular Guy
But Its All That I Know And I Gotta Get High

So Lets Put On Some Soul Train And Snort A Little Cocaine
Ill Chop Some Lines Maybe One At A Time Till Were Feeling No Pain
Ill Bite My Tongue Till Its Numb And Ill Talk Till I Drive You Insane
Yeah, Lets Put On Some Soul Train And Snort A Little Cocaine

Chorus

So Lets Put On Some Scooby Doo & Smoke A Couple Doobie Doos
Ive Been High Since I Was Just A Little Guy In My Underoos
I Sit Around On My Ass Smokin Grass And Watchin Classic Cartoons
Yeah, Lets Put On Some Scooby Doo & Smoke A Couple Doobie Doos
Yeah, Lets Put On Some Scooby Doo & Smoke A Couple Doobie Doos