I Met Her In A Night Club Over On The Lower East Side
I Was Workin' With My Head Down Tryin' To Keep The Groove Alife
She Looked Like A Bunny Out Of Playboy Magazine
I Just Had To Meet Her; She Was The Cutest Thing I'd Ever Seen

She Had High Heel Boots, Blonde Hair And Big Blue Eyes
The Way She Was Movin' To The Music Had Me Hypnotized
I Ran Up To Her, Said "Baby, What's Your Name?"
I Should've Known Better; Now I've Only Got Myself To Blame

(Chorus)
I Said Why, Why, Why Me?
Fallin' Like This Is The Very Last Thing I Need
If I Had Any Sense, You Know, I'd Turn Right Around And Leave
I Said Why, Why, Why Me?

Started Drinkin' Champagne, Makin' Every Joint In Town
Bam! A Hundred Dollars Every Time I Turned Around
'Bout The Time My Money Ran Out, You Know, My Honey Was Gone
And I Was Cryin' Out Loud To Myself, As I Was Walkin' Home

(Repeat Chorus)

Why, Why, Why Me?