I Really Do Appreciate The Fact You're Sittin' Here

Your Voice Sounds So Wonderful

But Yer Face Don't Look Too Clear

So Bar Maid Bring A Pitcher, Another Round O' Brew

Honey, Why Don't We Get Drunk And Screw



Chorus:

Why Don't We Get Drunk And Screw

I Just Bought A Water Bed, It's Filled Up For Me And You

They Say You Are A Snuff Queen

Honey I Don't Think That's True

So, Why Don't We Get Drunk And Screw



-- Spoken: "Pick It Coral Reefers, Here We Go..."



(swing Instrumental)



Chorus:

Why Don't We Get Drunk And Screw

I Just Bought A Waterbed It's Filled Up For Me And You

They Say You Are A Snuff Queen

Honey I Don't Think That's True

So Why Don't We Get Drunk And Screw

Yeah, Now Baby I Say, (Lord!)

Why Don't We Get Drunk And Screw