Who Says I Can't Get Stoned?
Turn Off The Lights And The Telephone
Me In My House Alone
Who Says I Can't Get Stoned?

Who Says I Can't Be Free?
From All Of The Things That I Used To Be
Re-write My History
Who Says I Can't Be Free?

It's Been A Long Night In New York City
It's Been A Long Night In Baton Rouge
I Don't Remember You Looking Any Better
But Then Again I Don't Remember You

Who Says I Can't Get Stoned?
Call Up A Girl That I Used To Know
Fake Love For An Hour Or So
Who Says I Can't Get Stoned?

Who Says I Can't Take Time?
Meet All The Girls On The County Line
Wait On Fate To Send A Sign
Who Says I Can't Take Time?

It's Been A Long Night In New York City
It's Been A Long Night In Austin Too
I Don't Remember You Looking Any Better
But Then Again I Don't Remember You

Who Says I Can't Get Stoned?
Plan A Trip To Japan Alone
Doesn't Matter If I Even Go
Who Says I Can't Get Stoned?
Mmhmm

It's Been A Long Night In New York City
It's Been A Long Time Since 22
I Don't Remember You Looking Any Better
But Then Again I Don't Remember, Don't Remember You