There's No Such Thing As A Harmless Joke

There's No Such Thing As A Simple Toke

There's No Shuch Thing As Panama Jack

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I Am A Goat

In A Moat

With A Boat

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I Like It When My Hair Is Poofy

I Like It When You Slip Me A Roofy

I Like It When

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I Wanna Be A Hippy But I Forgot How To Loaf

It's Hard To Be A Garbageman

When A Sailor Stole My Glove

I Want To Be Recless But I'm Feeling So Uptight

Put Your Mamma In A Headlock Baby

And Do It Right

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