You Ain't Over There At Your Sister's.
You Ain't On My Telephone Line.
You Ain't Nowhere Around And I Just Found Out,
You Ain't The Only Thing That's Hard To Find.

Where's My Beer? Oh Dear.
I Coulda Swore That I Set The Thing Down Right Over Here,
But It's Not There,
And Things Don't Just Disappear Right Into Thin Air,
Like You: You're Off Somewhere And You Just Don't Care.
Where's My Beer?

I Guess You Wasn't Just Whistlin' Dixie,
When You Said We Were Over This Time.
And You Just Had To Go, Now Wouldn't You Know?
Not Only Have I Lost My Mind,

But Where's My Beer? Oh Dear.
I Coulda Swore That I Set The Thing Down Right Over Here,
But It's Not There,
And Things Don't Just Disappear Right Into Thin Air,
Like You: You're Off Somewhere And You Just Don't Care.
Where's My Beer?
Oh Lord.

Instrumental Break.

Where's My Beer? Oh Dear.
I Coulda Swore That I Set The Thing Down Right Over Here,
But It's Not There,
And Things Don't Just Disappear Right Into Thin Air,
Like You: You're Off Somewhere, Out On The Tear.
You Just Don't Care.
Girl, I Swear, It Just Ain't Fair,
There Was One Right There,
But Where's My Beer?