Once I Had Armadillo

Or Should I Say He Once Had Me.

I Walked With Him Trough Slowenian Wood

And His Name Was Pappy, Dude!

His Butt Was Always Crapy

And I Enjoyed Cleaning Ass Of Pappy.

He Was Always Happy,

He Made Me Feel Sleepy.

We Always Watched TV,

Unfortunatly He Couldn't See.

Pappy Was Blind,

But He Was One Of A Kind!



Chorus (X3):

Oh, Pappy, Pappy, Pappy,

Crapy My Pappy!

Oh, Pappy, Pappy, Pappy,

I Miss You Pappy!



One Day I Came Home,

But Pappy Wasn't There!

I Yelled "Where Are You Pappy,

Without You My Life Is Crapy!"

I Looked On The Street And Guess What I See,

Pappy Lying, Dead Meat!

When Pappy Died,

All Day I Cried!

I Burried Pappy In Mirogoy,

Cause He Was Such A Good Boy.

I Became Stupid, Stinky Homeless

Because I Forgot My Adress

And My Pet Armadillo Pappy Died!



Chorus (X3):

Oh, Pappy, Pappy, Pappy,

Crapy My Pappy!

Oh, Pappy, Pappy, Pappy,

I Miss You Pappy!