What's The Matter Cowardy?

You're Too Late Again

What's Your Poor Excuse This Time?

Is Your Granny Sick?

You Don't Need To Be So Sad

You've Got Lots Of Choices

Which Of These Do You Prefer:

To Be Caned Black Or Blue???



Chorus: What's The Matter Cowardy?

You're Looking Very Ill

What's The Matter Cowardy?

A Small Fight With Bill?

What's The Matter Cowardy?

Won't Trust You An Inch

What's The Matter Cowardy?

You Bet We'll Make You Clinch



What's The Matter Cowardy?

Black Sheep Of The School

Unscrupulous Cowardy

Utter Lost To Shame

Now The Little Cowardy Is Running Outa School

Where's The Little Cowardy?

Don't Disappoint Our Desires



Chorus:



What's The Matter Cowardy?

Too Mad? - We'll Cool You Down

Try To Be Like An Adult

Just Sit Down And Obey

You're Just Too Ingenious

Don't Make Yourself Out To Be Wiser

Useless Lower Cowardy

We're Tired Of Your Sad Face



Chorus:



What's The Matter Cowardy?

You're Looking Very Ill

What's The Matter Cowardy?

Beaten Up By Bill?

Listen To Me Cowardy

What I Say Is True

Stuck-up Silly Cowardy

We'll Cane You Black And Blue



Words Written By Chris Juris 1985

Music Composed By Chris Juris 1985

All President Fetch (1986-90) Lyrics Written By Chris Juris