I Have A Friend
Who Goes Out Friday Night
And Everytime He Goes Out
He Always Gets Drunk
And When He Comes Home Late At Night
He Hugs The Toilet For Three Hours
Then Passes Out On The Bathroom Floor
And He Wakes Up The Next Morning Feeling Really Shitty

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What Is Wrong With This Picture?
TELL ME!
What Is Wrong With This Picture?
TELL ME!
I Need To Know Right Now!
RIGHT NOW!
RIGHT NOW!

I Have Another Friend
He Likes To Smoke Pot
And Everytime He Does It
He Always Gets High
Once He Thought He Was Superman
He Thought He Could Fly
So He Jumped Out A Three Storie Window
And Fell Thirty Feet Straight Into A Dumpster
He Wasn't Hurt Too Bad
He Just Broke His Back
Now He Can't Walk 'cause He's Paralyzed!

(Chorus:)
What Is Wrong With This Picture?
TELL ME!
What Is Wrong With This Picture?
TELL ME!
I Need To Know Right Now!
RIGHT NOW!
RIGHT NOW!

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