What Do You Do With A Fruit?
They're Juicy And Healthy And Cute
But To Eat 'em It's True
There's A Few Things To Do
If You Wanna Get Through To A Fruit

Now First There's The Peeling Problem, Very Tricky

Now Bananas Are Nice With A Soft Easy Skin
Try Peeling A Melon What Trouble You're In
Now A Grape Is A Pleasure There's Nothing To Do
While A Pineapple's Tougher, Let 'em Fix It For You
Give It To Mom, She'll Cut Some Nice Easy Pieces For You

Now An Orange Is Tasty, The Peel's Rather Thick
But Don't Eat A Lemon It'll Make You Go "Ick!"
And Grapefruit's Are Sour Sometimes No One Knows Why
And I Wouldn't Quite Trust 'em They Squirt In Your Eye!
But A Nectarine, Now There's A Fruit, A Nectarine
Where Do Such Things Come From?
Half A Peach, Half A Plum
And Very Clean, You Wash 'em So They're Very Clean
And Be Sure When You Do There's No Bugs In There Too

What Do You Do With A Fruit?
They're Squishy And Run Down Your Suit
But You Really Can't Beat 'em So Bite In And Eat 'em
They Really Deserve A Salute
Every Apple And Cherry Has Me Feeling Merry
I Love Every Strawberry, Raspberry--very
I Think I'll Just Holler And Hoot
'Cause That's What You Do With A Fruit
They're Quite A Pear!