Things Went Wrong Today

Bad News Came My Way

I Woke Up To Find

A Wire That Blew My Mind.



Western Union Man

Bad News In His Hand

Knocking At My Door

Selling Me The Score.



Fifteen Cents A Word To Read

A Telegram I Didn't Need

Said She Didn't Care No More

Think I'll Throw It On The Floor.



Got Your Cable Just Today

Killed My Groove, I've Got To Say, Hey

(...Hey) Western Union.



Da-da-da-da-da Da-da-da-da-da

Da-da-da-da-da Da-da-da-da-da



Da-da-da-da-da Da-da-da-da-da

Da-da-da-da-da Da-da-da-da-da



Now You've Gone Away And

How It's Sad To Say You've Gone

I Remember What They Said

Now I'm Going Out Of My Head.



Telegram Just Had To Say

You've Learned You Lesson All The Way, Hey.



I'll Be On My Way 'cause

There's Another Girl For Me

Ill Be Sure Of Her And

Things'll Be As They Were.



Da-da-da-da-da Da-da-da-da-da



(WESTERN UNION, Oh WESTERN UNION)