Sal Was Working At Nyro's Nook In Downtown

Selling Articles Of Congress To These People Downtown

He Was Pretty Sleezy When I Met Him

A Weasel In A Poor Boy's Wool



Sal Lives In A Black Vinyl Pen In New Jersey

Buys His Meat From A Whore Next Door

Wants It Rare But He Gets It Well

A Weasel On A Short Order Floor



So, Sal, Say Good-bye To Your Mom And Your Dad

Sal, Say Good-bye To The Barrio

Sal, Say Good-bye To Your Buddies And Your Pals

Angela, Perry And Mario



Kid Sinister With The Bus Stop Blues

A Quarter Could Take You Home

A Dime Could Make A Dream Come True

But A Weasel Ain't Got A Dime For The Phone

( Does A Weasel Got A Dime For The Phone ? )



So, Sal, Say Good-bye To Your Mom And Your Dad

Sal, Say Good-bye To The Barrio

Sal, Say Good-bye To Your Buddies And Your Pals

Angela, Perry And Mario



You Dancin' In The Welfare Lines, Sal

Actin' Like Some Jerk-off Fool

When We Could Lay Out Eatin' Peaches On The Beaches

A Weasel In A White Boy's Cool

But We're All In A White Boy's School

( Just Like A Weasel )