(Mom Monster Rocking A Baby Monster In A Crib. Girl Monster, Frieda, Looks On)

Frieda: Mom Brought A Bundle Home The Other Day
It Wasn't Groceries
Or Laundry
She Called It A Bundle Of Joy
I Asked Her, "Mom, What Is This Bundle Of Joy?"
And She Said, "Frieda,
It's A Baby Boy!"

We Got A Brand New Baby
He's Gonna Live Here Too
We Got A Brand New Baby
But There's Not Much He Can Do

We Got A Brand New Baby
Mom Says He Looks Like Me
We Got A Brand New Baby
But I'm Sure I Don't Agree

'Cause
He's Got No Clothes
And He's Got No Hair
And He Spends The Day
Just Lying There
Mom Goes, "Coochie-coo"
And He Goes, "Woo Woo"
So What's A Poor Sister To Do?

(to Baby) Wanna Play Ball?
(baby Babbles)
Wanna Play Tag?
(baby Babbles)
Wanna Hear A Story?
(baby Babbles)
Sorry! Oh Brother...

We Got A Brand New Baby
He Really Loves To Cry!
I'd Really Like To Like Him
And I'll Try, Oh Boy, I'll Try
We Got A Brand New Baby...
Will Somebody Tell Me Why?

(music Ends)

Mom: Frieda? Would You Like To Come And Hold The Baby? Come On ... (Mom Puts Baby In Frieda's Arms. Baby, Babbling, Bites Frieda's Nose)

Frieda: Ow!

(baby Laughs And Babbles)

Frieda: Oh, You Bit My Nose ... But He Is Kind Of Cute - Coochie-coochie-coo ...

(baby Babbles And Laughs)