Tracked Her To This Tavern

In This God-forsaken Town

She's The One Who Made Off

With My Motorcycle Bike

With A Helmet Of Gold

And A Tatoo Of A Toad

Gonna Get That Rude

Gonna Get That Scoot

And Take It On The Road...



Chorus:

One More Stout, Boys, It's A No-show

One More Bad Night At The Go Go

Arrest Her, She Stole My Vespa

Arrest Her, She Stole My Vespa

We Don't Have To Go Now...



Met Her At The Party

And Thought She Knew My Friends

Asked Her Out, She Gave The Shout

And Mike The Bike Was In!

She Took Me To A Dance Hall

And Had Me Go Inside

She Took My Keys

She Took My Ride,

And Now She's Gonna Die!!!



(Chorus)



We Don't Have To Go Now

We Don't Have To Go Now

We Don't Have To Go Now

We Don't Have To Go Now

Stop, Stop, Stop

She's Callin' The Cops, Cops, Cops

Stop, Stop, Stop

She's Callin' The Cops, Cops, Cops

And Doughnuts



Tracked Her To This Tavern

In This God-forsaken Town

She's The One Who Made Off

With My Motorcycle Bike

With A Helmet Of Gold

And A Tatoo Of A Toad

Gonna Find That Rude

And Get My Scoot

And Take It On The Road

One More Stout