Child 1 :
Why Don't You Tell Me A Story?
Child 2 :
Please Tell Me A Story Too.
Man :
You Know, I Think I'll Tell You The Story Of My Life.
Child 1 :
You Tell Me!

Ghetto-ghetto! Ghetto-ghetto! Ghetto-ghetto!
Check Me Out!
Ghetto-ghetto! Ghetto-ghetto! Ghetto-ghetto!
Check Check Me Out!
Ghetto-ghetto! Ghetto-ghetto! Ghetto-ghetto!
Ghetto-ghetto! Ghetto-ghetto! Ghetto-ghetto!

I'm A Bad Ass Motherfuckin' DJ
This Is Why I Walk And Talk This Way!
I'm A Bad Ass Motherfuckin' DJ
This Is Why I Walk And Talk This Way!
I'm A Bad Ass Motherfuckin' DJ
This Is Why I Walk And Talk This Way!
You Suckers!

He's The Master Of Disaster And The Master Of Beat

Come-Come-Come-Come-Come With It
Ghetto-ghetto-ghetto-ghetto-ghetto-to

He's So Quick
He's So Fast
He's So Quick, He's So Fast
He's Upper-class Player / He's On The Crossfader (?)
DJ Shadow With The Scratch
Moves Through Town Like A Skater
Come On, Rock
Check Out The Cut You Suckers

This Is Why, This Is Why I Walk
This Is Why, This Is Why I Walk
I'm A Bad Ass Motherfuckin' DJ
This Is Why, This Is Why I Walk
This Is Why, This Is Why I Walk
This Is Why, This Is Why I Walk And Talk This Way
Check Me Out

Rave! Rave! Rave! Rave! Rave! Rave! Holy Shit!
Rave! Rave! Rave! Rave! Rave! Rave! Holy Shit!