As I Drove Out Toward Dublin

On A Warm September Day

I Stopped For A Cold Beer

At A Smokey Pub In Bray

I Spied A Pretty Waitress, Standing With A Tray

She Could Not Believe Her Ears, When She Heard Me Say



Waitress, Oh Waitress, Come Sit On My Face

Eating Ain't Cheating, It's No Disgrace

Bring Me A Cold Beer, Make It A Case

Waitress, Oh Waitress, Sit On My Face



Walked Over To The Jukebox, I Was Feeling Kind Of Mean

The Waittress Said "hey Stupid, That's A Cigarette Machine"

I Turned To The Waitress, Who Was Standing By The Bar,

"If That Ain't A Jukebox Honey You Can Smoke My Cigar."



Waitress, Oh Waitress, Come Sit On My Face

Eating Ain't Cheating, It's No Disgrace

Bring Me A Cold Beer, Make It A Case

Waitress, Oh Waitress, Sit On My Face



Yes I Come From Wicklow, Wicklow Is My Home

And I'm On My Way To Dublin And I'm Feeling So Alone

I Got Me A Job Playing Guitar, I Play A Bit On TV

Put Down Your Tray, Get Your Pay, Come Sing Along With Me

All Aboard, This Face Leaves In 5 Minutes