They Made A Statue Of Us
And It Put It On A Mountain Top
Now Tourists Come And Stare At Us
Blow Bubbles With Their Gum
Take Photographs For Fun, For Fun

They'll Name A City After Us
And Later Say It's All Our Fault
Then They'll Give Us A Talking To
Then They'll Give Us A Talking To
Because They've Got Years Of Experience
We're Living In A Den Of Thieves
Rummaging For Answers In The Pages
We're Living In A Den Of Thieves
And It's Contagious
And It's Contagious
And It's Contagious
And It's Contagious

We Wear Our Scarves Just Like A Noose
But Not 'cause We Want Eternal Sleep
And Though Our Parts Are Slightly Used
New Ones Are Slave Labor You Can Keep

We're Living In A Den Of Thieves
Rummaging For Answers In The Pages
We're Living In A Den Of Thieves
And It's Contagious
And It's Contagious
And It's Contagious
And It's Contagious

They Made A Statue Of Us
They Made A Statue Of Us
The Tourists Come And Stare At Us
The Sculptor's Marble Sends Regards
They Made A Statue Of Us
They Made A Statue Of Us
Our Noses Have Begun To Rust
We're Living In A Den Of Thieves
Rummaging For Answers In The Pages
Were Living In A Den Of Thieves

And It's Contagious
And It's Contagious
And It's Contagious
And It's Contagious
And It's Contagious
And It's Contagious
And It's Contagious
And It's Contagious