THE UNEASY RIDERCharlie Daniels SPOKEN: [C] I Was Takin' A Trip Out To L.A.[F] Toolin' Along In My Chevrolet[G7] Tokin' On A Number And Diggin' On The Radi-[C] O ... [C] Just As I Crossed The Mississippi Line[F] I Heard That Highway Start To Whine[G7] And I Knew That Left Rear Tire Was About To [C] Go. Well, The Spare Was Flat And I Got Uptight'Cause There Wasn't A Fillin' Station In SightSo I Just Limped On Down The Shoulder On The Rim I Went As Far As I Could And When I Stopped The CarIt Was Right In Front Of This Little BarKind Of Redneck Lookin' Joint, Called The Dew Drop Inn. Well, I Stuffed My Hair Up Under My HatAnd Told The Bartender That I Had A FlatAnd Would He Be Kind Enough To Give Me Change For A OneThere Was One Thing I Was Sure Proud To SeeThere Wasn't A Soul In The Place, 'cept For Him And MeAnd He Just Looked Disgusted And Pointed Toward The Telephone.I Called Up The Station Down The Road A WaysAnd He Said He Wasn't Very Busy TodayAnd He Could Have Somebody There In Just 'bout Ten Minutes Or SoHe Said Now You Just Stay Right Where You're At And I Didn't Bother Tellin' The Durn Fool I Sure As Hell Didn't Have Anyplace Else To Go.I Just Ordered Up A Beer And Sat Down At The BarWhen Some Guy Walked In And Said; "Who Owns This Car?With The Peace Sign, The Mag Wheels And Four On The Floor?"Well, He Looked At Me And I Damn Near DiedAnd I Decided That I'd Just Wait OutsideSo I Layed A Dollar On The Bar And Headed For The Door.Just When I Thought I'd Get Outta There With My SkinThese Five Big Dudes Come Strollin' InWith This One Old Drunk Chick And Some Fella With Green TeethAnd I Was Almost To The Door When The Biggest OneSaid; "You Tip Your Hat To This Lady, Son."And When I Did All That Hair Fell Out From Underneath.Now The Last Thing I Wanted Was To Get Into A FightIn Jackson, Mississippi On A Saturday Night'Specially When There Was Three Of Them And Only One Of MeThey All Started Laughin' And I Felt Kinda SickAnd I Knew I'd Better Think Of Somethin' Pretty QuickSo I Just Reached Out And Kicked Old Green-teeth Right In The Knee.He Let Out A Yell That'd