When I Saw You At The Grocery Store,

You Were Sharing A Shopping Cart With Her

And I Couldn't Turn And Run Away

I Didn't Know What To Say

You Introduced Us For The First Time

And I Had To Look Her In The Eye

But You Could Not Imagine My Surprise



Can't You See

You're Leaving Me

For An Ugly Girl



Does She Talk About Politics And All The Stuff That Used To Make Me Sick

Does She Smoke Cigars And Stay Up Late Oh She's So Great



Does She Tell You What You Want To Hear

And I Bet That She Can Grow A Beard

I'd Feel Better Thinking You Were Queer



It's Not Fair

I Can't Compare

To An Ugly Girl(x2)



Ha Ha Ha The Jokes On Me

I Feel Jealous And I Feel Mean

Is She So Nice That It Makes Up For Her Face There's No Way



Do You Have To Keep Your Eyes Closed

Do You Have To Keep The Lights Down Low

Oh I Bet You Wish You Had A Blindfold



Can't You See

You're Leaving Me

For An Ugly Girl