Maybe I'll Get Chicks If I Play Guitar!



I'd Jam On My Bass, Smile For The Camera

Scream My Lungs Out In Chorus And Stanza

I'd Rock My Old Navy, Which I Think Is Cool

BUT I DON'T HAVE A MOHAWK LIKE TOFER MQUELL!



Yeah!



And Now I Know What It Takes To Be.

A Hit With The Ladies.

But Seems So Plain To See!

It's So Different To Me!



100 Pounds Over And Two Strings To Short.

From Dating A Girl I Deem Worthy To Court.

I'm Trying So Hard That My Hearts Gonna Burst.

CAUSE I CAN'T GET A GIRLFRIEND UNLESS CHUBBY DATES HER FIRST!



Yeah!



And Now I Know What It Takes To Be.

A Hit With The Ladies.

But Seems So Plain To See!

It's So Different To Me!



GO!



It's Time To Rip On Thomas Gun.

I Can't Decide On What About.

Although This Song Is Just For Fun.

He Might Get Mad And Slit My Throat.



I Gotta Be Cool, I'm Not Willing To Change.

You Say Be Yourself, Well You Must Be Deranged.

If I Must Be An Asshole To Just Get A Chick.

Well Come Over Here Sweetheart And SUCK ON MY DICK!



YEAH!



And Now I Know What It Takes To Be.

A Hit With The Ladies.

But That's Definitely Not Me!

Cause I Don't Play Guitar You See!

I Don't Play Guitar You See!

I-DON'T-PLAY-FUCKING-GUITAR!