My Analyst Told Me That I Was Right Out Of My Head

The Way He Described It, He Said I'd Be Better Dead Than Live

I Didn't Listen To His Jive

I Knew All Along He Was All Wrong

And I Knew That He Thought I Was Crazy But I'm Not

Oh No!



My Analyst Told Me That I Was Right Out Of My Head

He Said I'd Need Treatment But I'm Not That Easily Led

He Said I Was The Type That Was Most Inclined

When Out Of His Sight To Be Out Of My Mind

And He Thought I Was Nuts, No More Ifs Or Ands Or Buts

Oh No!



They Say As A Child I Appeared A Little Bit Wild

With All My Crazy Ideas

But I Knew What Was Happenin', I Knew I Was A Genius

What's So Strange When You Know That You're A Wizard At Three?

I Knew That This Was Meant To Be



Well I Heard Little Children Were Supposed To Sleep Tight

That's Why I Drank A Fifth Of Vodka One Night

My Parents Got Frantic, Didn't Know What To Do

But I Saw Some Crazy Scenes Before I Came To

Now Do You Think I Was Crazy?

I May Have Been Only Three But I Was Swingin'



They All Laughed At Al Graham Bell

They All Laughed At Edison And Also At Einstein

So Why Should I Feel Sorry If They Just Couldn't Understand

The Litany And The Logic That Went On In My Head?

I Had A Brain, It Was Insane

Don't You Let Them Laugh At Me

When I Refused To Ride On All Those Double Decker Buses

All Because There Was No Driver On The Top



My Analyst Told Me That I Was Right Out Of My Head

The Way He Described It, He Said I'd Be Better Dead Than Live

I Didn't Listen To His Jive

I Knew All Along He Was All Wrong

And I Knew That He Thought I Was Crazy But I'm Not

Oh No!



My Analyst Told Me That I Was Right Out Of My Head

But I Said "Dear Doctor, I Think That It's You Instead

'Cause I Have Got A Thing That's Unique And New

It Proves That I'll Have The Last Laugh On You

'Cause Instead Of One Head... I Got Two

And You Know Two Heads Are Better Than One&