My Analyst Told Me

That I Was Right Out Of My Head

The Way He Described It

He Said I'd Be Better Dead Than Live

I Didn't Listen To His Jive

I Knew All Along

That He Was All Wrong

And I Knew That He Thought

I Was Crazy But I'm Not

Oh No



My Analyst Told Me

That I Was Right Out Of My Head

He Said I'd Need Treatment

But I'm Not That Easily Led

He Said I Was The Type

That Was Most Inclined

When Out Of His Sight

To Be Out Of My Mind

And He Thought I Was Nuts

No More Ifs Or Ands Or Buts



They Say As A Child

I Appeared A Little Bit Wild

With All My Crazy Ideas

But I Knew What Was Happening

I Knew I Was A Genius...

What's So Strange When You Know

That You're A Wizard At Three

I Knew That This Was Meant To Be



Now I Heard Little Children

Were Supposed To Sleep Tight

That's Why I Got Into The Vodka One Night

My Parents Got Frantic

Didn't Know What To Do

But I Saw Some Crazy Scenes

Before I Came To

Now Do You Think I Was Crazy

I May Have Been Only Three

But I Was Swinging



They All Laugh At Angry Young Men

They All Laugh At Edison

And Also At Einstein

So Why Should I Feel Sorry

If They Just Couldn't Understand

The Idiomatic Logic

That Went On In My Head

I Had A Brain

It Was Insane

Oh They Used To Laugh At Me

When I Refused To Ride

On All Those Double Decker Buses

All Because There Was No Driver On The Top



My Analyst Told Me

That I Was Right Out Of My Head

But I Said Dear Doctor

I Think That It's You Instead

Because I Have Got A Thing

That's Unique And New

To Prove It I'll Have

The Last Laugh On You

'Cause Instead Of One Head

I Got Two

And You Know Two Heads Are Better Than One.