Lookin' In The Bathroom Mirror Puttin' My Makeup On
Maybelline Can't Hide The Lines Of Time That's Gone
I Weighed 105 Soakin' Wet, I'd Knock 'em Dead In That Sun Dress
Had It All Just Too Young To Know,
That Was Twenty Years And, Two Husbands Ago

I Remember When He Took My Hand And Said "I Do"
And The Kitchen I Was Standing In, When He Said "I'm Through"
And I Swore I'd Never Fall Back In, Put My Heart Through That Again
Never Let Somebody Get That Close
But That Was Twenty Years And, Two Husbands Ago

Water Under The Bridge
I Guess That's All Life Really Is, That's Just The Way It Is

Driving The Kids To School Today, It Occurred To Me
With All The Wrong Turns I've Made,
I'm Where I Should Be
But I Go Back There From Time To Time
Lookin' For That Peace Of Mind,
And Find It's Always Just A Dead-end Road
Yeah That Was Twenty Years And, Two Husbands Ago

Water Under The Bridge
I Guess That's All Life Really Is, That's Just The Way It Is

Lookin' In The Bathroom Mirror Puttin' My Makeup On