My Father Was A Lawyer, Mom's At University

My Brother And My Sister, They Both Have Their Ph.D.

My Grampa Was A Pilot Shooting Nazis From T He Sky

But I Am The Most Famous, I'm A TV Weather Guy



He Smiles At The Camera And Tells A Little Joke

H E Always Says It's Sunny If The Telestrator's Broke

Thinks A Meteorologist Knows What Falls From The Sky

But He's Got A Steady Income As A TV Weather Guy



They Said That I'm Not Qualified To Be On The TV

Don't Know Celsius From Fahrenheit So I Just Say Degrees

I Just Read The Temperatures And Make Up A Bunch Of Lies

And End Up Being Right More Than The Guy On Channel Five



He Smiles At The Camera And Tells A Little Joke

He Always Says It's Sunny If The Telestrator's Broke

Thinks Cloud Are Made From Cotton That Have Blown Up To The Sky

But He's Got A Steady Income As A TV Weather Guy



On Saturdays I Must Be Out Of Bed By Five A.M.

Put On A Ton Of Make-up And Then Stare At The Camera Lens

Greeting All The Viewers With A "Hi-hi-hip-hello!"

'Cause It's The Day I Have To Host A Kiddie Cartoon Show



He Smiles At The Camera Then To His Puppet Sock

He Raves About The Crayon Drawings Of The Family Dog

Did A Promo At The Shopping Mall And Made The Children Cry

He's A Lousy Clown But A Good TV Weather Guy



They Said That I'm Not Cute Enough To Be An Anchorman

Not Tough Enough For Sports And For The Arts I Was Too Bland

But I Know That Some Day I Will Reach My TV Goal

When I Guest Star On Baywatch Or 90210



'Til Then I'll Smile At The Camera And Tell A Little Joke

He Always Says It's Sunny If The Telestrator's Broke

He Wonders Why Big Storms Are Always Named For Other Guys

But He's Got A Steady Income As A TV Weather Guy

He's Got A Steady Income As A TV Weather Guy!