Oh, Lord I Wish I Had Never Been Stoned,

'Cause When I Get High I Can't Leave Those Women Alone.

Omaha Sheriff And His Boys Getting' Ready To Slaughter,

Lookin' For The Man Who Turned On The Mayor's Daughter.



Omaha Honey Had A Hold On A Hell Of A Thing,

Down In The Holler Ev'ry Evenin' You Could Hear Her Sing, Yeah.

You Know A Funky Butt A-showed Me The Tulsa Turnaround,

Stepped On My Toes, Turned Me On And Turned Me Down,

Fit Me Like A Hand In A Glove, She Taught Me How To Love, Y'all.



Five Miles O' Road Between Me And The Hounds,

A Rosey Throat Sheriff And His Deputies Trackin'me Down.

Wish I Was Back In Macon Takin' It Easy

'Cause When A Man's Gonna Eat Fried Chicken He's A-gonna Get A-greasy.



Omaha Honey Had A Hold On A Hell Of A Thing,

Down In The Holler Ev'ry Evenin' You Could Hear Her Sing, Yeah.

You Know A Funky Butt A-showed Me The Funky Turnaround,

Stepped On My Toes, Turned Me On And Turned Me Down,

Fit Me Like A Hand In A Glove, She Taught Me How To Love, You All.



Omaha Honey Had A Hold On A Hell Of A Thing, Yeah

Down In The Holler Ev'ry Evenin' You Could Hear Her Sing, Yeah.

You Know A Funky Butt Showed Me The Tulsa Turnaround,

Stepped On My Toes, Turned Me On Then Turned Me Down,

Fit Me Like A Hand In A Glove, She Taught Me How To Love, You All.