Last Time I Went Swimming
I Started To Drown And My Head It Went Down
And Then The Lifeguard He Jumped In
Grabbed Hold Of My Hair And He Pulled Me To Ground

He Was
A True Life Hero
Friend Of Every Man And Child
A True Life Hero
I Really Do Think It'd Be Wild

I Wonder What It Would Be Like
To Be The Ultramaroon Who Was First On The Moon
'Cause Who Could Help But Dislike
A Man It Is Known Has The Guts Of A Prune

Wanna Be
A True Life Hero
Friend Of Every Man And Child
A True Life Hero
Well I Really Do Think It'd Be Wild

I Could Never Be Like Him
I Could Never Be Strong 'cause I'm Always Wrong
So I'll Just Sit Here Thinking
How Nice It Would Be If It Only Was Me Who Was

A True Life Hero
Friend Of Every Man And Child
A True Life Hero
I Really Do Think It'd Be Wild

A True Life Hero
A True Life Hero
A True Life
A Real Life
A True Life Hero