(Chorus:)
If I Was A Truckin' Man
I'd Be A Gear Jammer With A One-armed Tan
I'd Spend My Nights In The Roadhouse
Days On The Lost Highway
Hey, If I Was A Truckin' Man
I'd Have My Radio Screamin' On The AM Band
All Night Drivin' By Dashboard Lights
If I Was A Truckin' Man

Now I Can't Let My Life Slip Away
Pushin' These Number Two Pencils Everyday
This Rat Race Don't Fit Into My Plan, No Ma'am
I'm Dreamin', Schemin', If I Was A Truckin' Man

(Chorus:)
If I Was A Truckin' Man
I'd Be A Gear Jammer With A One-armed Tan
I'd Spend My Nights In The Roadhouse
Days On The Lost Highway
Hey, If I Was A Truckin' Man
I'd Have My Radio Screamin' On The AM Band
All Night Drivin' By Dashboard Lights
If I Was A Truckin' Man

(Guitar/Steel Solos)

Well I'd Sign My Life Away On The Dotted White Line
Drinkin' My Coffee, Smokin' My Smokes All Night
And If I Get Tired, I'll Let Benny Drive If He Can
I'm Dreamin', Schemin', If I Was A Truckin' Man

(Chorus:)
If I Was A Truckin' Man
I'd Be A Gear Jammer With A One-armed Tan
I'd Spend My Nights In The Roadhouse
Days On The Lost Highway
Hey, If I Was A Truckin' Man
I'd Have My Radio Screamin' On The AM Band
All Night Drivin' By Dashboard Lights
If I Was A Truckin' Man