You Preach With Such Conviction

But Your Life Mirrors Contradiction

Daddy Foots The Bills

As You Live A Life Of Priveleged Frills

Buying Hair Dye With Mommy's Visa Card

Yet You Bitch That Life Is So Hard

With A Punker-than-thou Attitude

You Hide Behind A Facade To Elude



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You're A Simple Book To Read

With Your Transparent Creed

Your Facade Recedes

To Your Front-we Do Heed.



Sent To An Ivy League School

Only To Come Out A Corporate Fool

One Day Sporting Daddy's Benz

Next Day Your Politi-punk Stance Condescends

Your Opinions Are Ineffectual

You're A Phoney Pseudo-intellectual

Out To Prove Yourself With Verbal Affrays

But Your Prescence Here Is Just A Phase



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You Make Attempts To Theorize

With Motives Contrived To Criticize

You'll Find Ways To Falsly Justify Your Guise

To Explain To Yourself Your Lies

You'll Be Gone In Two Years-an Accurate Prediction

And Elsewhere You'll Live Out A Life Of Fiction

Family Money Affords Your Fleeting Radical Views

But Nothing Can Buy You True Virtues



[Chorus]

[Repeat 1st Verse]

[Chorus X2]