Damn This Traffic Jam,

How I Hate To Be Late,

It Hurts My Motor To Go So Slow.

Damn This Traffic Jam,

Time I Get Home My Supper'll Be Cold,

Damn This Traffic Jam.



Well I Left My Job

About 5 O'clock,

It Took Fifteen Minutes

To Go Three Blocks,

Just In Time

To Stand In Line

With A Freeway Looking

Like A Parking Lot.

Damn This Traffic Jam,

How I Hate To Be Late,

It Hurts My Motor To Go So Slow.

Damn This Traffic Jam,

Time I Get Home My Supper'll Be Cold,

Damn This Traffic Jam.



Now I Almost Had

A Heart Attack,

Looking In My Rear View Mirror,

I Saw Myself

The Next Car Back,

Looking In The Rear View Mirror,

About To Have

A Heart Attack, I Said,

Damn This Traffic Jam,

How I Hate To Be Late,

It Hurts My Motor To Go So Slow.

Damn This Traffic Jam,

Time I Get Home My Supper'll Be Cold,

Damn This Traffic Jam.



Now When I Die

I Don't Want No Coffin,

I Thought About It

All Too Often.

Just Strap Me In

Behind The Wheel

And Bury Me With

My Automobile.

Damn This Traffic Jam,

How I Hate To Be Late,

It Hurts My Motor To Go So Slow.

Damn This Traffic Jam,

Time I Get Home My Supper'll Be Cold,

Damn This Traffic Jam.

Damn.



Now I Used To Think

That I Was Cool

Running Around

On Fossil Fuel,

Until I Saw

What I Was Doing

Was Driving Down

The Road To Ruin.