[Car Approaches]



[Toll Booth Willie:] "Welcome To Worchester. Dollar Twenty-five Please."

[M1:] "Hey, How Ya Doin' Toll Booth Willie?"

[Toll Booth Willie:] "Good! Thanks Fer Askin, Pop!"

[M1:] "Aww, That's Great, You Know, Considering Yer A Fuckin' Idiot!"

[Pays Toll And Drives Off]

[Toll Booth Willie:] "Go Fuck Yourself You Son Of A Bitch!

I'll Come Right Outta The Booth And Fuckin' Whack Ya, You Fuckin' Prick!"



[Another Car Approaches]

[M2:] "Hey, Hey, Willie! Hows It Going?"

[Toll Booth Willie:] "Hey, Can't Complain, Pop. Hows 'bout You?"

[M2:] "Oh, Great, Great. How Much?"

[Toll Booth Willie:] "The State Charges A Dollar Twenty-five, Pop."

[M2:] "That's Fine. Now Should I Give You The Money,

Or Should I Shove The Quarters Directly Up Your Fat Ass!?"

[Pays Toll And Drives Off]

[Toll Booth Willie:] "Why You Fuckin' Hard On!

I'll Fucking Carlton Fisk Yer Fuckin' Head With A Louise-ville Fuckin' Slugger!

Whadya Think Of That Ass Fuck!?"



[Another Car Approaches]

[F1:] "Hi Willie."

[Toll Booth Willie:] "Oh, Nice To See Ya M'am. Not A Bad Day, Huh?"

[F1:] "Well, I'm A Little Lost. Could You Help Me Out?

I Hear Your The Best With Directions."

[Toll Booth Willie:] "Well I Know My Way Around New England.

I Can Tell Ya That Much. So Where Ya Headed?"

[F1:] "Well, I Was Just Wondering Exactly Which Is The Best Way

To Drive Up Your Ass. You Know, If You'd Tell Me,

I'd Appreciate It, You Fuckin' Prick."

[Drives Off]

[Toll Booth Willie:] "You Fuckin' Bitch! Fuck You!

You Forgot To Pay The Fuckin' Toll You Dirty Whore!

I'll Fuckin' Drop You With A Boot To The Fuckin' Skull You Cum Guzzling Queen!"



[Another Car Approaches]

[M3:] "Hey Willie."

[Toll Bo