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The First Night That I Come Home

So Drunk I Could Not See

Found A Horse In My Stable

Where My Horse Oughta Be

Come Here My Little Wifey

Explain This Thing To Me

How Come A Horse In The Stable

Where My Horse Oughta Be?

You Blind Fool, You Crazy Fool

Can't You Never See?

It's Only A Milkcow

You're Granny Sent To Me

I've Traveled This World Over

Ten Thousand Miles Or More

But A Saddle Upon A Milkcow's Back

I Never Did See Before



The Second Night That I Come Home

So Drunk I Could Not See

Found A Coat A-hanging On The Rack

Where My Coat Oughta Be

Come Here My Little Wifey

Explain This Thing To Me

How Come A Coat A Hanging A Hanging On The Rack

Where My Coat Oughta Be?

You Blind Fool, You Crazy Fool

Can't You Never See?

It's Only A Bedquilt

You're Granny Sent To Me

I've Traveled This World Over

Ten Thousand Miles Or More

Pockets Upon A Bedquilt

I Never Did See Before



The Third Night That I Come Home

So Drunk I Could Not See

Found A Head A-laying On The Pillow

Where My Head Oughta Be

Come Here My Little Wifey

Explain This Thing To Me

How Come A Head A-laying On The Pillow

Where My Head Oughta Be?

You Blind Fool, You Crazy Fool

Can't You Never See?

It's Only A Cabbage Head

You're Granny Sent To Me

I've Traveled This World Over

Ten Thousand Miles Or More

But A Moustache On A Cabbage Head

I Never Did See Before