(Bush Writing): Mass-uh-shew-sits

Bush: This Land Is Your Land, This Land Is My Land

I'm A Texes Tiger, You're A Liberal Weiner

I'm A Great Crusader, You're A Herman Munster

This Land Will Surely Vote For Me



Kerry: This Land Is Your Land, This Land Is My Land

I'm A Intellectual, You're A Stupid Dumbass

I'm A Purple Heart Winner

And Yes It's True, I Won It Thrice

This Land Will Surely Vote For Me



Bush – You Have More Waffles Than A House Of Pancakes,

You Offer Flip Flops, I Offer Tax Breaks

You're A UN Pussy,

And Yes It's True That I Kick Ass

This Land Will Surely Vote For Me



Kerry- You Can't Say Nuclear, That Really Scares Me

Sometimes A Brain Can Come In Quite Handy,

But It's Not Gonna Help You,

Because I Won Three Purple Hearts,

This Land Will Surely Vote For Me



Bush- You're A Liberal Sissy

Kerry- You're A Right Wing Nut Job

Bush- You're A Pinko Commie

Kerry- You're Dumb As A Doornob

(hey!)

Bush- You Got That Botox

Kerry- But I Still Won Three Purple Hearts

Bush And Kerry- This Land Will Surely Vote For Me



Native American Speaking- This Land Was My Land

All- But Now It's Our Land!



Arnold- From California

Clinton- To The New York Is-what'd I Do?



Kerry- From The Liberal Weiners

Bush- To The Right Wing Nut Jobs

Kerry- This Land Belongs

Bush- This Land Belongs



Bush And Kerry- This Land Belongs To You And Me

Bush- Oh And Dick Chenney Too.