All I Said Was--why Are You So Fat
If You Don't Want To Be And All That
No Big Deal--I Just Want To Know

Mind Your Own Business--no I Don't Mean You
It's The Table Over There
I Think They Think I'm Being Rude
I'm Not Being Rude--I Just Want To Know

Then She Said--you Know
I'm Gonna Lose A Lot Of Weight Someday
I'll Get Some New Clothes
I'll Change My Style
I'll Cut My Hair
I'll Meet A Lot Of Men
I'll Have A Lot Of Dates
I'll Discriminate
I'll Get Myself Together

And Then I Said--why Not Do It Now
If You Really Want To Be And All That
No Big Deal--I Just Want To Know

Mind Your Own Business--no I Don't Mean You
It's The Table Over There
I Think They Think I'm Being Rude
I'm Not Being Rude--I Just Want To Know

Then She Said...

And Then She Leaned Over To Me
And She Said--this Is Gonna Sound Weird
But The Reason I Don't Do It Now
Is I Have This Crazy Fear
That I Wouldn't Know What To Do
If A Man Thought I Was... Sexy Or Something

And Then She Leaned Back
And I Leaned Back
And We Didn't Say Very Much After That