Well, I Knock On My Candy To Find Out If It's Good
Like I Know People Who Know People That Knock On Wood
I Say Let Them Have Just What They Want
I Slept Through The Morning Like A Big Old Bear
Took Me Ages To Get Started, To Get Somewhere
I Say Let Them Have What They Want
But Just What Do They Want?

Come On And Take A Ride
No This Ain't A Song
How Long, How Long
No This Ain't A Song
We Haven't Got A Thing At All
But It Sounds Just Like A Verse Somehow

You Have Joined A Religion Based On Candy Bars
Some Go Worshipping Jesus, Some Mini-mars
I Say Let Me Get Just What I Need
Well I Look Out For A Song, And This Is Always On My Mind
Got A Handful Of Stitches That Work Out Really Nice
Give Them What They Want

Come On And Take A Ride
No, This Ain't A Song
How Long, How Long
No, This Ain't A Song
We Haven't Got A Thing At All
But It Sounds Just Like A Verse Somehow

Come On And Take A Ride
No, This Ain't A Song
How Long, How Long
No, This Ain't A Song
We Haven't Got A Thing At All
But It Sounds Just Like A Verse Somehow