Ho Ho Ho, So Many Christmas Letters, So Many Wishes! Lucy Wants A Squeezy Doll, Jimmy Wants A Moon Rocket! This Lists Rather Long!

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Hey Now Santa I'm Writin To You 'cos Theres A Lotta Cool Shit I Want
I Know I Been Naughty But Cut Me Some Slack
Cos Theres A Lotta Cool Shit I Want
So Here's My List, So Take Its Advice
I Want A Solid Gold Hollywood Machine Gun From The Front
A Motley Crew Lunchbox Filled With Sticky Buns,

I Wanna See-through Jump Suit That Fits Me Tight
I Want All Of The Beatle's Copyrights
I Wanna Drop Florida Off The Map
I Want Pamela Anderson's Speedo Top

Hey Now Santa That's My Christmas List
Thats All The Cool Shit I Want
But Wait A Minute Santa Theres Some Things I Missed
Theres Still A Lotta Cool Shit I Want

So Heres My List, Take It's Advice

I Want A Time Machine And A BB Gun
I Want A Statue Of Moby On The Surface Of The Sun
I Want To Party Naked On A School Bus Full O' Nuns
I Want A Bumper Pool Table And A Robot...

There You Go Santa I'm Sure You'll Agree
That There's A Lotta Cool Shit I Want
I Know I Been Naughty But I Guarantee You That I Deserve Every Single One
So Take My List, Check It Out Twice
I Know I Been Naughty
But Life Ain't Nice
PS. I Still-a Need Some More Shit-a

I Want A Diamond Hyena Shootin Fire From His Butt
I Want A Cannibal Chef To Cook Me Sweet And Sour Butt
I Want A Magical Slave That's Pulled By Flying Skunks
I Want, Look At All The Cool Shit I Want!