[Santa]
Ho, Ho, Ho
So Many Christmas Letters
So Many Wishes
Lucy Wants A Squeezy Doll
Jimmy Wants A Moon Rocket
Oh, This List's Rather Long...

[Sum 41]
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Yah

[Jack Black]
Hey Now Santa I'm Writin' To You
'Cause There's Alotta Cool Shit I Want
I Know I've Been Naughty
But Cut Me Some Slack
'Cause Theres Alotta Cool Shit I Want
So Heres My List-a
So Check It A Twice-a
I Want:

A Solid Gold Harley With Machine Guns On The Front
I Want:
A Motley Crue Lunch Box
Filled With Sticky Buns

I Wanna See-through Jump Suit
That Fits Me Tight
I Want All The Beetles Copyrights
I Wanna Chop Florida Off The Map
I Want Pamala Anderson's Speedo Top!

Here Ya Go, Santa
That's My Christmas List
That's All The Cool Shit I Want
But Wait A Minute, Santa
Here's Some Things I Missed
There's Still Alotta Cool Shit I Want

So Here's My List-a
So Check It A Twice-a
I Want:

A Time Machine And A BB Gun
I Want:
A Statue Of Moby On The Surface Of The Sun
I Want:
To Party Naked On A School Bus Full Of Nuns
I Want:
A Bumper Pool Table
And A Robot Pelican

There Ya Go, Santa
I'm Sure You'll Agree That
There's Some Really Cool Shit I Want
I Know I've Been Naughty
But I Gaurentee
That I Deserve Every Single One

So Take My List-a
And Check It A Twice-a
I Know I've Been Naughty
But Life Aint Nice-a
Please I Still-a
Need Some More Shit-a
I Want:

I Diamond Hyena Shootin Fire From His Butt
I Want:
A Cannibal Chef To Cook Me Sweet And Sour Butt
I Want:
A Magical Sleigh That's Pulled By Flying Skunks
I Want:
All The Cool Shit I Want!