V1:A Battle Of Honor I Put On Every Day

I Was Beaten Down With Not Much To Say

I Was A Big Old Kid With Even Bigger Dreams, But I Had A Thing For Krispy Kremes



C: Hey Porker, They Shouted, As I Walked Down

The Hall. Hey Porker! They Kept Saying,

No I Wasn't Very Small

And In A Mean Old World It Was Plain To

See, There Was No Room For Porkers Like Me.



V2: A Day In The Life Of A Big Kid Like Me

Was A Very Pitiful Sight To See. Kids Can

Be So Cruel Til They Hunt Down Their Prey

I Can Still Hear Them Say...



C: Hey Porker! They Shouted, As I Walked Down

The Hall. Hey Porker. They Kept Saying, No

I Wasn't Very Small, And In A Mean Old World

It Was Plain To See, There Was No Room For

Porkers Like Me



Bridge: A Day In The Life, Of Big Kid Like Me

With A Twinkie In One Hand. And A Will

To Be Free.. But I Stood My Ground, Shaky

Ground, And I Knew What I Had To Do

'Cause Even Though I Couldn't Fit In A

Chair. I Still Had My Rights Too!!!



Repeat Chorus



End: And In A Mean Old World It Was Plain To

See, There Wasn't Room For Porkers Like Me.