Sung By:Stockard Channing


There Are Worse Things I Could Do


Than Go With A Boy Or Two


Even Though The Neighbourhood


Thinks I'm Trashy And No Good


I Suppose It Could Be True


But There Are Worse Things I Could Do


I Could Flirt With All The Guys


Smile At Them And Bat My Eyes


Press Against Them When We Dance


Make Them Think They Stand A Chance


Then Refuse To See It Through


That's A Thing I'd Never Do


I Could Stay Home Every Night


Wait Around For Mister Right


Take Cold Showers Everyday


And Throw My Life Away


On A Dream That Won't Come True


I Could Hurt Someone Like Me


Out Of Spite Or Jealousy


I Don't Steal And I Don't Lie


But I Can Feel And I Can Cry


A Fact I'll Bet You Never Knew


But To Cry In Front Of You


That's The Worst Thing I Could Do