Well I Fell Into Prison About A Quarter Till Three

Where I Found In My Cell A Glass Waiting For Me

So I Filled What Was Empty And I Pulled Up A Stool

But He Stood In The Corner, The Old Devil Wouldn't Move

He Said, "You Drink When You're Lonely." No I Drink When I Want!

He Said, "You'll Never Be Sober." Sure. Why Would I Want That?

I Only Drink To Be Merry But Unfortunately

I'm In The Wrong Prison Cell And The Wrong Company