You've Got To Quit Your Little Charade

And Join The Freak Parade

Now That Your Road Has Been Paved

From Conception To Your Grave

There Are Enormous Things To Do

Others' Practices To Eschew

To Be Better Than You Is Impossible To Do

But The World Won't Stop Without You!



Your Achievements Are Unsurpassed

You Are Highly-ordered Mass

But You Can Bet Your Ass

Your Free Energy Will Dissipate

Two Billion Years Thus Far

Now Mister Here You Are

An Element In A Sea Of Enthalpic Organic Compounds



You're Only As Elegant As Your Actions Let You Be

A Piece Of Chaos Related Phylogenetically

To Every Living Organ System They're Siblings Don't You See

The Earth Rotates And Will Revolve Without You Constantly