Narrator: And Now It's Time For Silly Songs With Larry, The Part Of The Show Where Larry Comes Out And Sings A Silly Song. So, Without Further Ado, Silly Songs With Larry.

Larry: The Water Buffalo Song

Everybody's Got A Water Buffalo.
Yours Is Fast, But Mine Is Slow.
Oh, Where Do We Get Them, I Don't Know,
But Everybody's Got A Water Buffalooooooooooooooo!

I Took My Buffalo To The Store.
Got His Head Caught In The Door.
Spilled Some Lima Beans On The Floor.
Oh, Everybody's Got A --

Asparagus: Stop! Stop This Instant! You Can't Say Everybody's Got A Water Buffalo When Everyone Does *not* Have A Water Buffalo! We're Going To Get Nasty Letters In The Mail Saying, "Where's My Water Buffalo? Why Don't I Have A Water Buffalo?" And Are You Prepared To Deal With That? I Don't Think So! Just Stop Being So Silly!

Narrator: This Has Been Silly Songs With Larry. Tune In Next Time To Hear Larry Sing ...

Larry: Everybody's Got A Baby Kangaroo.
Yours Is Pink But Mine Is Blue.
Hers Was Small But --

Asparagus: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!