I Have To Clear Your Table
I Wipe It
It's Right To Keep It Clean
So I Clean
Yes --- I Clean
Do You Clean?
Yes --- I Clean It

I Have To Empty Ash Trays
So I Empty Them
It's Right To Keep Them Clean
So I Clean
Yes --- I Clean
I'm The Queen Of The Clean

...and I'd Probably
Be Famous Now
If I Wasn't
Such A Good Waitress...

I Am A Drag At Parties
Cuz It Upsets Me
To See So Many Empties
And I Have To Pick Them Up
Or I Have To Go Home

...but Sometimes I Have Nightmares
And The Ashtrays Are Filling Up
And I Can't Find My Section
And The Bottles Are Flying Through The Air
Like Crazy Autumn Leaves
And I Can't Find My Section
I Lost My Section
I Lost My Section
I Can't Find It
Somebody Help Me Please
I Am In Quicksand
I Am In Mud To My Knees
Help Me... Aaagghhh...

I Have To Clear Your Table
Excuse Me
It's Right To Keep It Clean
So I Clean
Yes --- I Clean
Do You Clean?
Yes --- I Clean It

I Have To Know The Regulars
Well --- I Don't Have To
But I Like To Know Their Names
And I Know Them Even Better
When They're Nice To Me

... And I'd Probably
Be Famous Now
If I Wasn't
Such A Good Waitress...