( Nanker Phelge)



Well I'm Waiting At The Bus Stop In Downtown L.A.

Well I'm Waiting At The Bus Stop In Downtown L.A.

But I'd Much Rather Be On A Boardwalk On Broadway



Well I'm Sitting Here Thinkin' Just How Sharp I Am

Well I'm Sitting Here Thinkin' Just How Sharp I Am

I'm An Under Assistant West Coast Promo Man



Well I Promo Groups When They Come Into Town

Well I Promo Groups When They Come Into Town

Well They Laugh At My Toupee, They're Sure To Put Me Down



Well I'm Sitting Here Thinking Just How Sharp I Am

Yeah I'm Sitting Here Thinking Just How Sharp I Am

I'm A Necessary Talent Behind Every Rock And Roll Band



Yeah, I'm Sharp

I'm Really, Really Sharp

I Sure Do Earn My Pay

Sitting On The Beach Every Day, Yeah

I'm Real Real Sharp, Yes I Am

I Got A Corvette And A Seersucker Suit

Yes I Have



Here Comes The Bus, Uh Oh

I Though I Had A Dime

Where's My Dime

I Know I Have A Dime Somewhere

I'm Pretty Sure........