Ernie (spoken): "Hi There. Ernie Here. And Now, We'll Have Professor Hastings Lecture Us On The Next Letter Of The Alphabet: The Letter U. Uhhhh, Professor?"

Professor: "Huh?! Huh?! Ah, Yes. Good Day.

(sung) U Is For Underpass, U Is For Underwear, U Is For... Uhhh... Uuhh..." (falls Asleep)

(alarm Clock Rings)

Ernie (spoken): "Up, Professor!"

Professor: "Huh?! Huh?! Uhm...

(sung) U Is For Upper Plate, U Is For Undulate, U Is For... Uhhhh... Uhh..." (falls Asleep)

(alarm Clock Rings)

Ernie: (spoken) "Up, Professor!"

Professor: "Huh?! Huh?!

(sung) One Straight Line Going Down And Smoothly Curving 'round
And Heading Straight Up The Other Way
U Is Unusual
U Is Unquestionably
The Start Of USA

(spoken) Which Began When The United States... Uhmm... United... That's Another U Word.

(sung) As Is Unicorn
Ukulele, Uniform And
U Also Sounds Like
Uncle... Umbrella... Umpire... Uhmm..." (falls Asleep)

(alarm Clock Rings)

Ernie: "Up, Professor, Up!"

Professor: "Huh?! Huh?! Who?!"

Ernie: "U!"