The Story Of My Life, Well Let's Just Say It's A Fork And A Knife
There Is One Thing On My Mind, One Thing All The Time, I Got To Fill My Mouth
Got No Favorite Meal, I Say Every Meal Is Clean If It Fills Me Up For Real
My Belly's Big And It's Just A Start, My Appetite Is My Heart
And When I Had Enough I Just Through Up And Laugh.

This Time, It's Not A Cow, It's Kind Of Personal, Can't Explain To You Why
This Time, It's Not A Cow, So Mr. PC Are You Ready To Bow.

Breakfast In Bed, The Bed's In The Kitchen So It's Easy To Be Fed
And When I'm Fed, Yes, When I'm Fed, I Go Right Back To Bed
Food And Sleepwatch, The Thing Should Keep Me From Having Too Much
Sometimes It Feels That I Could Kill For Desert.

The Story Of My Life, A Big Fork And The Sharpest Knife
I Guess This Solid Bridge Leads Me On To The Nearest Fridge
Not A Pig, Sheep, Chicken, Moose, Duck, Snake, Horse Or A Frog.