I Was Surprised, I Was Happy For A Day In 1975


I Was Puzzled By A Dream, Stayed With Me All Day In 1995


My Brother Had Confessed That He Was Gay


It Took The Heat Off Me For A While


He Stood Up With A Sailor Friend


Made It Known Upon My Sisters Wedding Day





I Got Married In A Rush To Save A Kid From Being Deported


Now She's In Love


I Was So Touched, I Was Moved To Kick The Crutches


From My Crippled Friend


She Was Not Impressed That I Cured Her On The Sabbath


So I Went To Confess


When She Saw The Funny Side, We Introduced My Child Bride


To Whisky And Gin





The Priest In The Booth Had A Photographic Memory


For All He Had Heard


He Took All Of My Sins And He Wrote A Pocket Novel Called


"The State I Am In"


So I Gave Myself To God


There Was A Pregnant Pause Before He Said Ok


Now I Spend My Day Turning Tables Round In Marks & Spencer's


They Don't Seem To Mind





I Gave Myself To Sin


And I've Been There And Back Again


I Gave Myself To Providence


The State That I Am In





Oh Love Of Mine, Would You Condescend To Help Me


I Am Stupid And Blind


Desperation Is The Devil's Work, It Is The Folly Of A Boys Empty Mind


Now I'm Feeling Dangerous, Riding On City Buses For A Hobby Is Sad


Lead Me To A Living End


I Promised That I'd Entertain My Crippled Friend


My Crippled Friend