Homer: You Could Close Down Moe's,

Or The Kwik-E-Mart,

And Nobody Would Care,

But The Heart And Soul

Of Springfield's In

Our Maison Derriere!



(music Starts)



Belle: We're The Sauce On Your Steak,

We're The Cheese In Your Cake,

We Put The Spring In Springfield.

Dancing Girl 1: We're The Lace On The Nightgown,

Dancing Girl 2: The Point After Touchdown,

Belle And Dancing Girls: Yes We Put The Spring In Springfield.



Belle: We're That Little Extra Spice

That Makes Existence Extra-nice,

A Giddy Little Thrill

At A Reasonable Price.

Lovejoy: Our Only Major Quarrel's

With Your Total Lack Of Morals.

Dancing Girl 3: Our Skimpy Costumes Ain't So Bad,

Dancing Girl 4: They Seem To Entertain Your Dad!



Belle And Dancing Girls: The Gin In Your Martini,

The Clams On Your Linguine,

Yes We Keep The

(Belle Flicks Bumblebee Man's Antenna)

In Springfield!



Wiggum, Krusty, And Skinner: We Remember Our First Visit,

Mayor Quimby: The Service Was Exquisite!

Mrs Quimby: Why Joseph, I Had No Idea!

Mayor Quimby: Come On Now, You Were Working Here!

Grampa And Jasper: Without It We'd Have Had No Fun

Since March Of 1961!

Bart: To Shut It Down Now Would Be Twisted,

Jimbo, Dolph, And Kearney: We Just Heard This Place Existed!



Dancing